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restroom adventures

oh, i have done it a lot of times before. just that this time i decided to make it public, ahem rather more public. this 'harkat' is often considered benchmark for nuiances by my fellows. though i have done things more gross than this one, but to maintain decorum of this blog, lets not push it, and stick to this one

this all happened few days back. most of u wud know, how difficult these post lunch sessions are. you just can keep ur eyes open. and wat makes matters worse, nice comfortable chairs in cool, calm ambience. perfect to take you in 'aagosh of nidra devi'. oh it was just one of those days, i was wasting time till late the night before, somehow managed to get the bus to the office in the morning, and as usual didnt feel like working. though i didnt have much work that day but like anyone else, my boss gets some kind of sadistic pleasure when he sees me sitting on my chair even though i stare aimlessly and with zero productivity in my moniter. and if you ask to leave early he will give you a face so disgusted, that even mrs lincon wudnt have given being asked upon about the play.

yeah, i was yawning majorly. oh i am yawning even now *yawwwwwwwwwn*. anyways back to topic. i was yawning and desperatly wanted to sleep. and darn them, unlike few companies, mine does not provide basic infrastructure like dorm to thr employees. and i knew it can be suicidal and appriasal killer to sleep on desk, for two reasons mainly. this boss is new and not much aware of my sleeping-in-meetings syndrome and second and more important one, he is more strict and pain. poor me :(

even in that lathargic mood my head was working like a F1 car, to think of an alternate place. yeah yeah, all u intellugent ass by now must have guessed what place i m talking about. and for the dumber ones, i'll make the task easy. it was a commode. its not as gross as it sounds. in software companies, you have nice clean toilets, with seats shining as if they are just polished by mercury and air smelling really good. and hygiene factor is much higher that wat you'll usually find in a bachelor's apartment.

so it was in that moment, i swiped out of ODC(offshore development centre) and headed straight to restroom. then i ensured it was empty and then looked for the most dry and clean one i could find. i placed the lid over the seat, and rested my ass comfortably on it. put an alarm of half an hour, and slided my head to rest over flush. and zzzzz...

where thrz a will, thrz a way !!

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  • Blogger Sakari says so:
    August 28, 2006 9:40 PM  

    haha, brilliant! =P just browsing around top

  • Blogger ~Lord Anshul says so:
    August 28, 2006 10:18 PM  

    thnx dude !! :) top

  • Blogger Krithika says so:
    August 29, 2006 6:55 AM  

    ahem! it's amazing wen ideas like these keep pourin in at the right time :P gud presence of mind top

  • Blogger Sakshi says so:
    August 29, 2006 7:09 AM  

    jeez Anshul..
    ROTFLMAO. top

  • Blogger ~Lord Anshul says so:
    August 29, 2006 7:09 AM  

    @ krithika : thnbkoo thnkoo...tht time my mind was like..just about to go off top

  • Blogger ~Lord Anshul says so:
    August 29, 2006 7:12 AM  

    @ sakshi : i was desperate..as in majot type..i have to have to sleep..was actually keeping my fingers over my eyelids to keep them open..my god !! tht was funny top

  • Blogger Lalit Singh says so:
    August 30, 2006 3:17 AM  

    hahahaha
    sahi hain boss....kya idea nikala
    BRAVO!!!!

    abe company ka naam mat chapa kar blog pe... achchaa nahi lagta
    teri wajah se baakiyon ki bhi image ki maa bahen ho rahi hain top

  • Blogger The Light-House. says so:
    August 30, 2006 5:00 AM  

    *Takes out his diary and copies the summary for later application*
    Offices have cool bathrooms these days.
    Raises his hand quietly over condition of rooms in batchelor living together arrangement top

  • Blogger Silver Mist says so:
    August 30, 2006 8:44 AM  

    DUDE!! You've outdone yourself this time!! Congratulations on a half hour extremelly well spent!
    Man! Awesome idea.. Need to implement it soon.. Classes are such a pain and with subjects like Indian Economy, I need such ideas!!! :D
    Awesome! top

  • Blogger ~Lord Anshul says so:
    August 30, 2006 8:51 AM  

    @ lalit : miya baat aisi hai TCS mein tha to kar liya..baaki jagah to manager dhoondte hue pahuch jata..but trust me..awesome exp tha..felt good :D

    @ tarun : cool bathrooms and amazing music too..beethoven mozart bach..wat not

    @ ishani : i knowwwwwww..but try to copy the idea if and only if, ur bathrooms dont stink and are hygenic...cant even think about it in my college..thnx yaar top

  • Blogger zxcv says so:
    August 30, 2006 1:33 PM  

    making me even more proud of u,
    koi to hai mere jaissa kam chor ;) top

  • Blogger zxcv says so:
    August 30, 2006 1:36 PM  

    BTW howcome all ur blog readers (atleast the ones who bother to comment) are gals?
    gurudev kuch mantra top

  • Blogger ~Lord Anshul says so:
    August 30, 2006 9:04 PM  

    @ arnav : haan bhai..i stilkl maintain the kind of reputation i built in kgp..and mantra..my ass !!
    kyon bachche ki le raha hai ?? :D top

  • Blogger Vijeta says so:
    August 31, 2006 2:26 AM  

    Tell me did u wanted to understand the phrase "Where there is will,there is way...???"

    also i feel some INtellectual Property Rights are misused..neways.keep posting. top

  • Blogger ~Lord Anshul says so:
    August 31, 2006 2:46 AM  

    @ vijeta : wat about tht phrase.

    and misuse..yeah..i shud rather term it restroom misadventure..wat say top

  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    August 31, 2006 2:50 AM  

    hahhahahahahahahah...
    gud one anshul...cldnt stop laughing.. top

  • Blogger ~Lord Anshul says so:
    August 31, 2006 2:52 AM  

    @ anon : you are gunjan ..right..
    thnx yaar..seriously it was fun..another achievment in my tcs adventures :P top

  • Blogger ~Lord Anshul says so:
    August 31, 2006 2:58 AM  

    This comment has been removed by a blog administrator. top

  • Anonymous Sarika says so:
    August 31, 2006 4:33 AM  

    Brilliant account of a s/w proffessionals daily problem. top

  • Blogger Raghav says so:
    August 31, 2006 4:35 AM  

    i have done some crazy things in a loo but thats definitely not one of em ! top

  • Blogger ~Lord Anshul says so:
    August 31, 2006 4:52 AM  

    @ sarika : yeah...and not just for s/w proff..you have heavy lunch, and boring day..eyes will become heavy

    @ raghav : dude, why dont u share ur exp :P. i'm telling u my adventure does not end here, but just to be decent top

  • Blogger Justwin says so:
    August 31, 2006 4:57 AM  

    Hey Bro!! You are now stepping in my shoes. I use to do same in office, as i use to go for sleep @ 3 AM in morning its really difficult for me to concentrate on work for 8 Hrs continuously, so its gud to take a nap on COMMOD....he he he.... rather than sleeping in front of ur boss top

  • Anonymous neha says so:
    August 31, 2006 5:13 AM  

    hats off to you buddy!!!!!
    i must really reiterate"I M PROUD OF U"
    i thought u were losing ur touch whn u said u got 4 rating....but needless to say...u r always back with a bang!!! top

  • Blogger ~Lord Anshul says so:
    August 31, 2006 5:15 AM  

    trust me..it is..condition is not very diff. i used to do it a lot during worldcup..daily 4 hrs of leep..not good enuf ! top

  • Blogger ~Lord Anshul says so:
    August 31, 2006 5:16 AM  

    @ neha : i know..of all ppl..u wud be proud of me..sab aapki kripa hai..u r my muse :D top

  • Blogger Yashita says so:
    August 31, 2006 6:24 AM  

    LOl...geez!but still I can't imagine sleepin a loo:)...must try it sometime:) top

  • Anonymous AbhiGulls says so:
    August 31, 2006 6:28 AM  

    Well tht was cool...u know when I saw d restroom of N2 office, first impression abt it came wid a flash in my mind to rest on d commod n u did it ;)...Bravo Bravo!!! top

  • Blogger ~Lord Anshul says so:
    August 31, 2006 9:48 PM  

    @ yashita : i wont say its fun, but as a contingency measure, works for me. :D

    @ abhigulls : after seeing loo u thought of resting :D..gullu beta, you are having serious troubles mentally :D top

  • Blogger The Light-House. says so:
    August 31, 2006 11:44 PM  

    No Mozart playing in the loo behind me .... :(
    Nice Idea though.
    In between whatever movies multiplexes play but some of them have awesome loo arrangement clean and fresh. top

  • Blogger ~Lord Anshul says so:
    September 01, 2006 1:02 AM  

    @ tarun : trust me dude, my office is much better than any multiplex u'll see..and DP, i.e. my hyd office. it has the best loos in the world, better than the leela palace bangalore.

    no thts a bit exxageration. leela is the best :D top

  • Anonymous AbhiGulls says so:
    September 01, 2006 1:21 AM  

    Ok...just tell me, itna clean apna room bhi hota hai kya? :D top

  • Blogger sonik says so:
    September 01, 2006 6:52 AM  

    awesome! will keep dis in mind :P suggested a major point on "what to look for in the company" :D me adding ur post in my interesting reads. waise wot reputation had you in kgp? top

  • Blogger ~Lord Anshul says so:
    September 01, 2006 7:26 AM  

    @ abhigulls : abe mera room dekh lega..to pagal ho jaayega

    @ sonik : thnx yaar..and my reputatino..hmm..how can i say abt it..ask vampy..may be he'll tell ya top

  • Blogger Amiya says so:
    September 01, 2006 8:01 AM  

    Haha, nice post!!
    May necessity make you keep coming up with these brilliant ideas... and may the the creative juices keep flowing, man! (and don't take that the wrong way you dirty-minded loo lover) top

  • Blogger Vämp!rë says so:
    September 01, 2006 8:52 AM  

    sahi be kamakkal...ab ye mat boliyo ki ye tera original idea tha commode par sone ka:D top

  • Blogger ~Lord Anshul says so:
    September 02, 2006 3:14 AM  

    @ amiya : thnxx..and dirty minded loo lover..whoa !![:P] i like tht name...has tht special stink factor in it :D.and juices..not in loo..come on !! ;)

    @ vampy : seriously be..mera hi idea tha...sab kgp ki fokat buddhi ka asar hai top

  • Blogger Hemu says so:
    September 02, 2006 11:12 PM  

    Sorry for the late reply bhai ..

    [serious]
    but seriously :(( , i was disssssssappointed when i read this post .. i use to worship ur blog and ur post , this post is surely the worst post ever. agar aisa chalta raha to :X
    [/serious]

    Nice post bhai :P .. i use to sleep @ in my LT's last bench .. mera jagah FIX tha .. rotfl ... but never tryed in company bahi .. have to search the space :D top

  • Blogger ~Lord Anshul says so:
    September 03, 2006 6:10 AM  

    @ psycho : u remind me of ali g.

    @ hemu : abe seriously..now tht i think of it..it sounds amazingly weird top

  • Blogger Uday says so:
    November 24, 2006 3:02 AM  

    Great office adventures. If any other ........(event) tell me
    uday.bhattacharjee@gmail.com

    thanks top