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the gadget boy

Tuesday, June 19, 2007 |

sorry guys for not being regular on blog. was busy shopping. :D and now i m the gadget boy of the town. bought a new lappy vaio c25 (upgraded RAM) and a new cell MOTOROKR. yeah baby !! wow is my word.

vaio c25

its espresso black and chocolate brown in colour.
intel core 2 duo 1.66Ghz
2 GB ddr2 RAM (667 MHz)
nVIDIA GeForce GO 7400 GPU
80 GB SATA hard disk (5400 RPM)
Windows Vista Home Premium

i'm in love wid this black beauty. :). for more details chk this link.

MOTOROKR

awesome awesome fone.

Premium entertainment PDA at only 14.5 millimeters thick
2-megapixel CMOS camera with 8x digital zoom to capture the moment
CIF and QVGA video capture for up to five hours
Full screen video playback
Integrated MP3 player with dedicated music keys and built-in FM radio
PDA featuring Business Card Reader, POP3 e-mail¹, document viewer to view Microsoft Word, Excel, etc., PIM
Connectivity includes integrated stereo Bluetooth® wireless technology³, HTML browser, hi-speed USB 2.0 EMU, 3.5 millimeter stereo jack
Removable memory card slot,1GB full SD card ; 8MB dynamic user memory4
Extended 1000mAh battery life for long usability
Brilliant 2.4-inch 240 x 320, 262K colors TFT external display with the latest touch screen technology.

for more details. check this link.

p.s. i luv flaunting :D

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LITBM : on the radio

Friday, June 08, 2007 |

Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this.


Many
Chicago folks DID hear this on the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match." The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes," he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize. One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing heard on air yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down:

…………………

DJ:"Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard of 'MateMatch'?"

Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."

DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to
Orlando, Florida
if you win. What is your name? First only please."

Contestant: "Brian."

DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"

Brian: "Yes."

DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?"

Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."

DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."

Brian: "Sara."

DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"

Brian: "She is gonna kill me."

DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"

Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."

DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"

Brian: "She is gonna kill me."

DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!"

Brian: "About
8 o'clock this morning."

DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."

DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"

Brian: "About 10 minutes."

DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said
that if a trip wasn't at stake."

Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."

DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at
8 o'clock this
morning?"

Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."

DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it?"

Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying with us
for a couple of weeks..."

DJ: "Uh huh..."

Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."

DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

Brian: "On the kitchen table."

DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred
times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get this wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this."

3 minutes of commercials follow.

DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?" (touch
tones.....ringing....)

Clerk: "Kinkos."

DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"

Clerk: "This is she."

DJ: "Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live on the air right now
and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."

Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"

DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo...
do you know the rules of 'MateMatch'?"

Sarah: "No."

DJ: "Good!"

Brian: (laughing)


Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"

Brian (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly,okay? Be completely honest."

DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If
your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to
Orlando, Florida for 5 days on us. Disney World. Sea World. Tickets to
the Magic's game. The whole deal. Get it Sarah?"

Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"

Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."

DJ: "What time?"

Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."

DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"

Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."

DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his
manhood. We've got one last question,Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to
Florida. Are you ready?"

Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

DJ: "Where did you have it?"

Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that,did you?"

Brian: "Just tell him, honey."

DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"

Sarah: "Well, it's just that my mom is vacationing with us and..."

DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?

Sarah: "well....errr......In the ass....."

After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station
break"

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another tag

Sunday, June 03, 2007 |

10 facts/habits about me. saw this on priya's blog :) trust me its not that easy to write it down.

1 Fact: I don’t drink alcohol, tea. Drink coffee, cold-drink for company. Love to drink lassi, nimbu-paani.

2 Habit: I play with my ears while sleeping.

3 Fact: I can move little finger of my feet. *without any external help, of course*

4 Habit: I’m a compulsive foodie.

5 Fact: I’m scared of kids.

6 Habit: While reading, thinking or writing about something, I lie down and move my legs vigorously.

7 Fact: After my second year, I saw more than 125 different movies in less than a month. * wakawwww!!*

8 Habit: I dont tie my shoe laces, except for when i am playing

9 Fact: I am a champ procastinator. Deadlines are just dates for me.

10 Habit: I need to take some part of my leg out of blanket while sleeping, even if its biting cold.


i dont know why i am thrilled, but i am. btw everyone is tagged :)

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20 tag

Saturday, June 02, 2007 |

1.Pick out a scar you have, and explain how you got it?

on my left arm, just below my shoulder. i was trying to skid my cycle and for smartass the i am, i pressed front brakes. then “jack and jill” happened and i landed up in barbed fencing. hence the souvenier.

2. What is on the walls in your room?

seriously nothing, as my land lord is a big pain in, u know where. but in my room, i used to have one huge poster of kurt cobain and sonali bendre.

3. What does your phone look like?

It’s a gone case. was silver, but now its paint is coming out from all the places.

4. What music do you listen to?

Heavy metal and ghazals/classical. *i know i am weird*

5. What is your current desktop picture?

its a foto from our kerala trip..awesome.

6. What do you want more than anything right now?

want to pee. trying to see how long can i hold it and ryt now cant think of anything else. been 18.5 hrs.*i told ya, i’m weird*


7. Do you believe in gay marriage?

ofcourse. what is the problem. they anyways do the same thing ;)


8. What time were you born?

dunno and dun care

9. Are your parents still together?

pretty much, even after all those fights :D

10. What are you listening to?

some movie sound in the background. *sale ghode, awaaz kam kar*

11.
What's something people may not know about you?

that i dont booze. *i know its hard to believe, but i dont*

12. The last person to make you cry?

i cant recall, seriously.

13. What is your favourite perfume/cologne?

not too fond of them, but i use el-paso.

14. What kind of hair/eye color do you like on the opposite sex?

eyes does not matter much. i like long black hair, and tall girls.

15. Do you like pain killers?

never had one in my life. *another thing that ppl may not know about me* :P

16. Are you too shy to ask someone out?

Depends, cant ask a random girl out.

17. Favourite pizza topping?

Loads of capsicum/jalapenos or pineapple.

18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be?

i want subway veggie delight and i want it now. *alas !! not a single soul moved by my gesture*

19. Who was the last person you made mad?

S..last evening itself. poor girl. she thinks i am a casanova. *compliment taken*

20. Is anyone in love with you?

even i want to know. tell me girls, for i wud never know if you wont tell.

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