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WHY ??

Monday, November 28, 2005 |

1. If all the nations in the world are in debt ( I am not joking.
even US> has got debts), where did all the money go? (Weird)

2. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (To be
given a thought)

3. What is the speed of darkness? (Absurd)

4. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (Very good thinking)

5. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (Who knows)

6. Can you cry under water? (Let me try)

7. Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just
sit around all day? (I think they meant something else)

8. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)

9. Do fish ever get thirsty? (Let me ask and tell)

10. Can you get cornered in a round room? (By ones eyes)

11. What does OK actually mean? (OK, I don't know)

12. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (Tonight I will stay and watch)

13. What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (Seed)

14. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)

15. What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)

16. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (Can somebody help)

17. Can you blow a balloon up under water? (Yes u can)

18. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (Strange isn't it)

19. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it? (Got to think scientifically)

20. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? (I don't have a change to try)

21. Why is it called a TV set when there's only one? (Very nice)

22. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? (This is nice)

23. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (Stupid, break the law)

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Khayyam ka jadoo

Thursday, November 24, 2005 |

this is one of my fav. ghazal.

Dikhayi diye yun ke bekhud kiya
Hamey aap se bhi juda kar chale

Jabeen sajda karte hi, karte gayi
Haq-e-bandagi hum ada kar chale

Parastish ki aadat ke aye buth tujhe
Nazar mai sabhon ko khuda kar chale

Bohat arzoo thi, gali ki teri
So yahan se lahoo mai naha kar chale

Dikhayi diye yun ke bekhud kiya
Hamey aap se bhi juda kar chale



p.s.
in case thrs some problem understanding urdu..try this urdu dictionary
urdu dictionary

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sudoku

Wednesday, November 09, 2005 |

Suddenly, dustbins of colleges hav more waste paper with 81 squares, then ever.Page 2 of newspaper supplement has more than comic strips and movie schedules.More and more indians are betting on,time constraint puzzels, rather than usual India-pak match crap.College canteens are suddenly more quite, with more and more getting addicted to this new found japanese fever.Coders has got a new past-time, devicing more and more efficient code for this new mathematical devil.

Probably, the greatest stuff to hit newspapers after the invention of crossword puzzels.
But,certainly more inetesrting than any damn crossword.Now say, i am a geek.Agreed, but that wont change the fact, for an engineering grad, sudoku scores much higher than a crossword.Its a superb test of brilliance cobbed with intellegence, before one figure out a generalised method to deal with it.But once, one is through that stage, it more about speed and accuracy and, ofcourse approach towards the given puzzel.

Now, one would wonder, what is up with this 81 block game,which is latest craze in the world today.Thats the most difficult part, its inexplainable,cant be explained but can be felt, try it and u'd know, u cant live without solving another one.Trust me, this thing never has enough of it,and for me, it has defined new parameters of addiction.The best part is, there are enough sudoku to keep one busy, for whole life.
There can be millions of sudoku box feasible and each one can furthur generate millions of puzzles.

I know, this post is shouting "Anshul is a nerd", but i dont care,its just another trenchant comment from jealous lesser intellects.*grins evil*
and you think you are a smartass..
hold this
Best Sudoku weblink
(or any other website, even basic googleing will yield millions of result)
and try evil.
all the best Mr. I-can-do-it-all.


P.S. : beware, of the geek(Anshul) unleashed, though it is a temporary phase, but no ordinary, mind you.

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Qunatum mechanics can be wrong !!

Monday, November 07, 2005 |

for geeks and nerds..
others need not bother..

check out this article..

Fuel's paradise?

p.s...thnx anupam aka lola for this link. :)

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