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raped !!

Monday, September 25, 2006 |

i was googling today and came across this piece of news. and i am shocked to the core. male dominated society is one thing, but this time the limits have been crossed.

this news is about a 11 yr old girl in pakistan who is frequently being used by her father and her frnds, to have some "fun" with a young girl.her mom knows about it but she prefer to keep it to herself. frustated and wrecked, that girl runs away. police get hold of her, so poor girl tells them about those horrible incidents and her mom testifies it. but wat followed next, can only be happen in a land where morality is unheard of.

the law states, unless a girl can produce "4 male muslim witness" as a proof of being raped, she will be convicted for adultery. and harsh hudood laws make sure that extra marital affiars are dealt strictly. and ofcourse a woman's testimony carries no weightage, even if she is muslim.i dont know wat hurts me more : producing "4 male muslim witness" or idea of producing witness and not relying on DNA tests and all.

rape is a mental trauma that cant be described in words. but in pakistan trauma does not end after getting physically and mentally molested. you try to seek for justice and this time law makes a mockery of your appeal. you will be charged of getting indulged in a sexual extravagenza and raising a finger towards rapist, finally you end up in jail.

bravo !!

is thr anyone out thr to listen to all those poor gurls who are being used merely as sex toys, for which one dont even have to buy a ticket to get a ride. they talk about human rights. why the hell are they are not speaking on this matter. and this is just one case that came into highlight, but wat about million other girls. rape by father !!! no punishment will be enough for such a crime. cha !!

i rememebr seeing a video involving penectomy for a rapist in iraq. i guess anything less than that is not justice. for a crime as hideous as this one, capitol punishment is not enough. just chop of his source of so-called "manhood". may be it is strict and extremly inhuman, but i will stand for it. the punishment should be so hard that even thought should send shivers in the spines of every man trying to have some "fun".

fuck these laws and fuck you prez.

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sigh !! :(

Thursday, September 21, 2006 |

was just going thru this news.

so now they are making JEE a objective type paper. cool !! ministry of HRD is all set to degrade one of the best exam all over the world. and the reason they give it for this brainless move is that it will help reducing stress. roflmao !! JEE is all about the few guys who can take that stress. i dont want to sound like a bragget, but i have had it and i jhelofied it. and so did a lot of my frnds. if they can, i can, why cant anyone else.

wat is troubling me even more is the fact that every year they are virtually screwing up the level of the paper. the peak was achieved in 90's when the each paper just had 6-10 ques and all of them were directly summoned from geeky hell. that time they were looking more for the approach rather than the exact answer. but now attention is shifting from intelligence to speed. but then CAT is there for that. why compromising on JEE. let it be wat it is known for. let it be one of the toughest paper around.

and with quota system just about to be implimented, no wonder level will fall even more. with objective ques they will miss out the most important thing, that all guys at iit seem to have i.e. approach to solve a particular problem. its about that lateral thinking. its about rugged schedules, never ending nightouts, and conceptual brilliance. JEE was never tough for the one who is thorough with the concepts. ofcourse hardwork is the key for that. and after that, a lil bit of confidence and traces of luck will land u into iit.

but now, i dont know wat they are looking for.i just hope that this day never arrives when a company recruiting ppl ask one to put in the resume which year he/she cleared JEE. its already getting tougher to get schols in US univs these days. and thes stupid policies will be final nail in the coffin.

and all i can do is curse them and write this blog !! :(

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being thin !!

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recently in madrid fashion week, a russian model fainted on ramp and collapsed later. they say she was living on green leaves and diet coke for past few months. all in attempt to be a skinny, HOT model. and she paid for it dearly. models have to undergo enourmopus stress both mentally and physically before every ramp performance.and with event like MFW which is considered to be one of the most profilic one(comes only after paris, milan, ny ), schedules are obviously hectic, deadlines are stringent and expectations are higher. its not easy to cope up with all this pressure along with working for like 15 hrs a day on a meager diet.

so wat is it that a lot of girls compromise on diet to get a pencil slim body ?? is being fit is not in anymore ?? and who says being skinny is being sexy ??

i guess a fat ass like me will never understand.

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tagged by sakshi. finally i'm doing this.
ths one in bold are those i have done

01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink.*(nah !! though paid for booze of my frnds, but not in a bar)
02. Swam with wild dolphins.*
03. Climbed a mountain.
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive. Schumi take a back seat. ******* (though i'll prefer mika on mclaren)
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid. *******************
06. Held a tarantula.* thnx
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone?*******
08. Said 'I love you' and meant it.
09. Hugged a tree.
10. Bungee jumped.
11. Visited Paris.****
12. Watched a lightning storm at sea.****************
13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise.(a daily routine in coll)
14. Seen the Northern Lights ***********
15. Gone to a huge sports game.(if interhall counts, thn countless)
16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa. *
17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables.
18. Touched an iceberg.
19. Slept under the stars.
20. Changed a baby's diaper.(cant do it, babies who wear diapers are too delicate and i'm scared of them)
21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon. ***
22. Watched a meteor shower.
23. Gotten drunk on champagne? * (again,i dont drink)
24. Given more than you can afford to charity.
25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope.
26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment.(in climax of mohabbatien, and my frnds were embaressed to the core)
27. Had a food fight.(usually ppl dont bother fighting wid me coz of my size)
28. Bet on a winning horse.****(cricket/football/f1 counts ?? then yes)
29. Asked out a stranger.
30. Had a snowball fight.
31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can.
32. Held a lamb.
33. Seen a total eclipse.(both)
34. Ridden a roller coaster.
35. Hit a home run. * (was playing with a tennis ball and cricket stump)
36. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking.(millions of times)
37. Adopted an accent for an entire day.
38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment.
39. Had two hard drives for your computer.(even now one 20 and other 160)
40. Visited all 10 provinces .(in india more thn 10)
41. Taken care of someone who was drunk.( being the only one who does not drink, hell yeah !!)42. Had amazing friends. (always had)
43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country. *********
44. Watched wild whales .*
45. Stolen a sign.
46. Backpacked in Europe.*******************
47. Taken a road-trip.
48. Gone rock climbing.
49. Midnight walk on the beach.*
50. Gone sky diving. ***********************
51. Visited Ireland.****
52. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love. (wont say heartbroken, but yes single)
53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them. (duh !! i'm an indian)
54. Visited Japan. **
55. Milked a cow.
56. Alphabetized your cds.
57. Pretended to be a superhero (superman, logan, spiderman and wat not !!)
58. Sung karaoke
59. Lazed around in bed all day
60. Posed nude in front of strangers. (caught nude in front of frnds)
61. Gone scuba diving.***
62. Kissed in the rain.******************
63. Played in the mud.(bliss !!)
64. Played in the rain. (lost the count)
65. Gone to a drive-in theater.*****************
66. Visited the Great Wall of China. **
67. Started a business.
68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken.(yeah !! ) :)
69. Toured ancient sites – (my hometown is ujjain, one of the most famous and ancient city of country)
70. Taken a martial arts class.(lol, you wudnt belive now, but i used to take 'em)
71. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight. D&D ???
72. Been in a movie.(homemade movie..yeahhh !!)
73. Crashed a party – (yeah !!, but was not alone)
74. Gone without food for 5 days * (thnx a lot !!)
75. Made cookies from scratch.*
76. Won first prize in a costume contest.
77. Ridden a gondola in Venice ****
78. Gotten a tattoo ******** (my dad got a stroke when i asked for his permission)
79. Rafted the Snake River.(yo sikkim !!!)
80. Been on television news programs as an "expert" .*(again, thnx alot )
81. Got flowers for no reason. *(wat a waste of money)
82. Performed on stage.
83. Been to Las Vegas *******
84. Recorded music.(yeah, have done all such bullshits)
85. Had a one-night stand.* (sex for me is exclusive, so i dont belive in one night stands)
86. Gone to Thailand.**
87. Bought a house.*
88. Been in a combat zone.
89 Buried one of your parents.* (god forbids)
90. Been on a cruise ship. No. ***
91. Spoken more than one language fluently. (hindi english, and used to speak german)
92. Performed in Rocky Horror.
93. Created and named your own constellation of stars. (yes,i remeber it naming bambooka !!)
94. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over.*(again, thnx alot )
95. Wrote article for a large publication.*** (school magazines count ??)
96. Petted a stingray.* ( RIP Irwine)
97. Broken someone's heart.
98. Gone on an African photo safari****************
99. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol.(NCC)
100. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild. * (i think twice before eating mushrooms in restaurent, let alone wild one)
101. Ridden a horse.
102. Had a snake as a pet. * (lol, you are funny !!)
103. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon **
104. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours (much more than tht)
105. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states.********************************************
106. Visited all 7 continents ******************************************************************************
107. Eaten sushi. (i dint like it much though )
108. Had your picture in the newspaper.(yup, after i got selected in JEE) :D
109. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about. ( born negotiator)
110. Gone back to school ******* (B schools)
112. Eaten fried green tomatoes. * (never attracted towards them)
113. Read The Iliad. ** (rather read wikipedia articles on greek mythology )
115. Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read. (playboy !!, can u belive it i just got september edition of playboy e-book)
116. Killed and prepared an animal for eating. * (i'll rather eat prepared one)
117. Skipped all your school reunions. (i was the organiser of the one and only we had :D)
118. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language. (yes !!!!)
119. Dyed your hair.** (i hardly have any hair on my head)
120. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream. (yup !!)

and i tag everyone who read it but has not taken this tag :P

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return of the god !!

Thursday, September 14, 2006 |

title says it all. the god is back, and back with a bang. 142* on a pitch like that. not easy !!


that pitch was a bitch. (oh it rhymes !!, i'm genius). it has the most uneven bounce ever. reason being a few very rough pathces here and there, and a lot of grass stubbles. one can never predict where the ball will go, once it lands in those pathetic regions.while most of them kept low, a few of them were unpredictably bouncy. but besides those pathces, it was a decent pitch to play on. ball was coming nicely on bat, and it gives more chances to execute shots.


he was dropped a catch on 11. a terrible misunderstanding between keepr and 1st slip, and it cost them dearly. its not very often to see master playing a noticable knock againt windies, but last one was exceptional. we saw it all. that maturity that he has developed in recent times, that aggression that we thought he has lost, and the best of all those 6s. oh i know how much i missed them. its been eons since he has hit more than four 6s in a match. last time it was in '00, and before that in '98(the year which confirmed his GOD status, remember those sharjah miracles). even he could not have asked for a better comeback.


he played fast and furious for first 7-8 over, and ripped the balls apart of taylor and edwards. but somehow gayle and bradshaw were able to put a chk on him. but then in last slog overs, no one was able to withstand the whirlwind. he played all over the ground. played those lofted shots that he refrained after tht shoulder injury. he was looking calm, fit and deadly !! more lethal than ever. timing of shots, as usual was perfect. but shot selection was indeed entertaining. its always more fun to watch ball fly past boundary, than see it rolling.


lets talk about those fliers. first one came of a slower one, shortpitched delivery. he anticipated it and then came that amazing pull. Boom !! then for the next one i have to wait almost for 40 overs. but then he said, start rolling the counter. second one was absolutely amazing shot. overpitched ball, pitched outside off stump, which gave him enough room. he just swung his bat, had that amazing contact sound, and BOOM !! over the covers, the followthrough was the key. third one was the exact ^c ^v of the second one. same over.fourth one was more of a traditional shot. slower one, and full swing of bat, threw the ball out of mid-wicket boundary. then came the shot of the day. similar to 2nd and 3rd, just this time, the ball was not pitched up ahead and didnt give him much of a room either. but he charged in, came down the wicket, made some room for himself, trasferred full bodyweight. BOOM !!!! again over covers, it went miles.classic !!


oh wat an inning !! certainly one of the best innings ever. his 40th ODI century, gave him 51st man of the match. is someone still saying he shud retire ??

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Monday, September 11, 2006 |

i found this tag wandering randomly..different !!

1)Are you happy/satisfied with your blog with it's content and look?
i was not, a week back, but now now i'm pretty much satisfied.

2) Does your family know about your blog?
my aunt and my sis knows, and thts a big big prob. cant swear :(( my mumma knows i write, but i never gave her address of my blog

3) Do you feel embarrassed to let your friends know about your blog or you just consider it as a private thing?
wat the hell !! i'm a shameless self-publicist. i actually curse my frnd who dont read my blogs and make them do it, by spamming in thr inbox

4) Did blogs cause positive changes in your thoughts?
Oh yes. really sometimes on a post they start a good discussion. and its always fun to know other's point of view. its different wether i agree to it or not.

5) Do you only open the blogs of those who comment on your blog or you love to go and discover more by yourself?
i am a born wanderer and blogger is no exception for me. i just enjoy going around and reading stuff. not always i drop a comment thr, but i try to do it. infact this tag i found roaming somewhere to be precise on this blog . Thanks !! :)

6) Did you try to imagine your fellow bloggers and give them real pictures?
i have seen a lot of them. and i dont try to picture them, until i have known them decently. not fair na !! but then i just go ahead and ask for the picture. poor sakshi !! :D medusa..rofl

7) Admit. Do you think there is a real benefit for blogging?
i can bullshit all i want.

8) Do you think that bloggers society is isolated from real world or interacts with events?
everyone has diff things to say. some vent out thr frustation, some thr love for life. some do it just for fun..so depends.

9) Does criticism annoy you or do you feel it's a normal thing?
should it ?? not at all, everyone has its own point of view. i may or may not agree to it, but it certainly wont annoy me.

10) Do you fear of some political blogs and avoid them?
duh !! like i care.

11) Did you get shocked by the arrest of some bloggers?
who ???

12) Did you think about what will happen to your blog after you die?
i will be counted in likes of van gogh and william blake. who were not recognised in thr life, but after tht :P

13) What do you like to hear? What's the song you like to put its link in your blog?
my fav song changes every week. so lets not talk about them. last week it was opeth : closure, now its U2 : where the streets have no name

14) Five bloggers to be the next "victims"?
five..nah !! i'll tag more.
1)sakshi
2)lalit
3)tarun
4)amiya
5)ishani
6)hemu
7)vijeta
8)krithika
9)vampy
10)psycho
11)sonik
12)arnav
13)akhil

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i'm tagging another person, you asked for it dude.
14)crackfire

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Tags and quizzies

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thnx to sakshi for a lot of them.

Nerdy quotient

I am nerdier than 90% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!
i dunno wether to be proud of this score or be ashamed of it. i wont mind being a nerd, as long as ppl dont misjudge me and call me bore :D




Brain test -

You Are 40% Left Brained, 60% Right Brained

The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.

The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.

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LITBM : finally resolved

Friday, September 08, 2006 |

So this Egg and this Chicken are going at it pretty fast and furious in bed and suddenly the chicken groans, rolls over and lights up a ciggy, looking very content.
The egg rolls to the other side and says "Well, that answers that question".

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The Dilbert Contest

Thursday, September 07, 2006 |

A magazine recently ran a Dilbert Quotes contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life Dilbert-comic-strip-type managers. These were voted the top quotes from the managers we work for in corporate America. Interesting read!!




"We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees."
(Switching supervisor, AT&T Long Lines Division)








My sister passed away and her funeral was scheduled for Monday. When I told my Boss, he said she died on purpose so that I would have to miss work on the busiest day of the year. He then asked if we could change her burial to Friday. He said, "That would be better for me."
(Shipping executive, FTD Florists)








Quote from the Boss: "Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say."
(Marketing executive, Citrix Corporation)






"No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been working on it for months. Now go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them."
(R&D supervisor, Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing/3M Corp.)





"Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule ."
(Plant Manager, Delco Corporation)











"This project is so important we can't let things that are more important interfere with it."
(Advertising/Marketing manager, United Parcel Service)










"E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business."
(Accounting manager, Electric Boat Company)








"What I need is an exact list of specific unknown problems we might encounter."
(Lykes Lines Shipping)





And the winner is :



"As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks."
( Fred Dales,Microsoft Corp. in Redmond WA)






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New Template

Tuesday, September 05, 2006 |

let me know waddya think of it ?? :)

modifying it is a major pain as i dont know AJAX and xHTML, but am working on it and planning to introduce few more changes. wat better way to kill time at ofc..wot say ?


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there is some problem with the slide show, but i will fix it soon
and to post comment..click on title of the post :)

happy blogging !!! :)

***************help me !!! ********************

its not working fine in mozilla and opera for me.please let me know if its just me, or all of u.working fine on internet explorer though !!

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oh SHIT !!

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this is how the word SHIT was invented. interesting read.

In the 16th and 17th centuries, before commercial fertilizer was invented,large shipments of manure were transported by ship. It was shipped in dry bundles because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet. But once water hit it at sea, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began, a by- product of which is methane gas.

It didn't take long for methane to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOM! Several ships were destroyed in this manner before somebody figured out what was happening.

Once they determined the role that manure played in the explosions, everybody began stamping the bundles with the term "Ship High In Transit", so that the sailors would know to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.

Thus evolved the term "S.H.I.T," which has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.

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Adios

Monday, September 04, 2006 |



Bows to you champion !!
farewell !! :)
you will always be my fav player :)

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Purple Haze

Sunday, September 03, 2006 |

wodden floor, saffron lit ceiling, comfortable sofas, dark yet gloomy ambience, hiccup inducing cocktails, draught beer, mushy mocktails, 10000 W bose sound system and rock and roll. ladies and gentlemen, may i proudly present, the pub of the bangalore, Purple Haze.

a place 'to be' on weekends. had a treat thr yesterday. so even better. drink and eat all u want and it will be billed on someone else's plastic. its more fun that way. B was giving me treat and G was along with him.

i was suppose to reach thr by 7:30. but then life arnd me can never be normal. my roomies P and S had to go out somewhere for half an hour around 4 o'clock. i was taking a nap in afti so i asked them to lock the door from outside and warned them not to disturb me.

it was 7 o'clock and i was thrilled. was going to purple haze after a long long time.awesome !! i was all ready. mast tees, jeans aur a lot of deo :D. was going out to get an auto,just to find out that these two arses were still not home.they were somewhere 15 kms away from home. it cundnt have been a better spoiler. i was bugged, so called them and shouted my ass off.

but then i realized i had the keys. so 'another' brilliant idea flashed in my mind. i called up the water guy and asked him to get water can for us. though can at home was not even half empty, but then i cant think of any better thing. poor guy came and i asked him to unlock the door for me. and amazing i didnt even have cash to pay him. so i asked him to take money later, and didnt even gave him the old can. he sure wud be cursing me. aah but watever !! free as a bird.

then i got an auto and reached purple haze. *ok sherlock holmes, i had money enough to pay the auto guy* and then at gate, there was a big huge, even by my standards, bouncer to greet me. you never carry money on a treat. but cell was still there. called up B and ask him to deal with bouncer and his cover charges. and then he escorted me in.

fundoo ambience. and i was welcomed by 'tears in heaven'. ok this may be irrelevant, but this song was written by clapton in memory of his four and a half year son who fell down from his apartment on 53rd floor. now pay attenion to the lyrics, it will make whole lot more sense.

playlist was amazing..dont remember all the songs but here are the few i know and remember

Eric clapton : tears in heaven
U2 : where the streets have no name
Nirvana : come as you are
Alice in chains : man in the box
Godsmack : i stand alone
Whitesnake : still of the night
Pantera : primal concrete sledge
Rammstien : ich will
Nirvana : smells like teen spirit
Iron Maiden : bring your daughter to the slaughter
Dio : holy diver \m/
Metallica : one
Peral Jam : jeremy
Pink Floyd : echoes
AC/DC : highway to hell
Ozzy : shot in the dark
Judas Priest : a touch of evil
...and a lot more

3 hrs thr were awesome. and best was when dj turned the super bass on while playing 'one'. brilliant. the floor waas shaking..and every where one cud see people just banging thr head insanely. junta was bizzy gulping beer..and i was bizzy reducing the count of roosters on this planet :P

and B was going berserk. anyone will after 3 pitchers. and bastard spilled the whole lot of beer on my jeans..its still stinking :(..and i have no intensions to give it for laundry for quite some time.

now insanity. he came on the floor and started banging his head. body was going wild in tht freelance desi bhangra. it was beyond my understanding how can anyone dance like tht on some decently hard tracks. but those who know him, knows B is capable of doing it, and much more.

somehow managed to get him out of the pub. my god. it felt aweful. my ears were pratically numb and i can lit feel hammer banging on my head.a frndly adv, sudden change of ambience can invoke crazy suicidal thoughts in ur head. something similar happened to G then and he promised to give me a treat next week. for no reason. lucky me !! :D

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