got this one in mail, and it is one of the best forwards of recent time..

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM


PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the l etters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER


SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S


A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE


THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA:
When you rearrange the letters
(With no letters left over and using each letter only once):
TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

Labels: Laff Riot

"The dress she wears on the tennis courts not only doesn't cover large parts of her body but leaves nothing to the imagination. She will undoubtedly be a corrupting influence on these young women, which we want to prevent."


said,Haseeb-ul-hasan Siddiqui, a leading cleric of the Muslim organization the Sunni Ulema Board.

I pity this bearded mullah, if thats all he imagine a gurl to possess. Ever since she landed up in pro tennis world, this audacious saucy hyd based lassy has topped the hit list of these conservative people.These bastards, have nothing more to do, but love to see thr non-sense faces on stupid box.a spy cam cud well reveal, how much they care bout islam.

another one,

"You can wear an outfit where your body is not shown. Tennis is played by hands, it's not necessary to show your body. You are making India proud, but bringing shame to Islam"

oh nice, so what do you expect her to wear, a burka !! Oh come on, next they'll say, its a shame on her to step outside her home, but she should remain in thr and help her mother fix mutton biryanbi for all of them.

But to my utter surprise, the ladies supported her decision, which i think is partially a way to vent out thier rebeleous self.I couldn't agree more to them, when they consider teen sensation, as an idol.She made this sport, what leander paes and bhupathi couln't make even after winning medals at olympics and even wimbledon, atleast in india.

But what actually pissed me off, was the statements people gave in her support.Some say, its a requirement of the game, and you just cant play without being dressed like tht.

What the fuck !! . Havent they ever wondered why no one ever saw, underpants of Roger Federer, while he is serving. Thats because , he wear shorts.And i cant figure out any valid reason, to assume ,wearing shorts is affecting his game, or as a matter of fact, game of any top notch male player.

So why not a female tennis player play the game wearing a short, while a male player can,and better than most of them.Glamour is also one of the driving force, in ladies tennis, and better they accept it freely. Its been hailed by russian barbie dolls with racquets, and its high time, indians too should accept it.

Men are physically more powerful, as nature intended them to be, and this makes thr game faster, and more fun to watch. But female tennis, is never so fast*william sisters are not female*, so never much exciting. And sex appeal, always is an integral part of femmes, so why not in tennis.Girls are naturally more fashion conscious than man, no one could aegue upon that.

I wanted Sania to say,"You all enjoy, watching mallika sherawat, dancing in bikini, but cant appreciate, me winnning, few grandslam matches. And i am not specially provocative, but lives with a fashion at par.Female tennis player are fashion conscious, and so am i.If its still a problem, i cant help it."

And deep in thr heart, all gurls want man to appreciate them, lure them.Its a matter of courage, who accepts it. You do it, missy. That i feel, will put a full stop on all the allegations.

All the best for your future, this country expects a lot from you.

And "She is cute, no shit" ;)

Labels: Bitching, Sentiments, Sports, Tennis

Clear your mind,
hold your watering mouth,
and keep a check on your gluttony.

*take a clean, shining scoop spoon !!
*bury it deep in vanilla ice-cream..
*scoop out a big ball of it..
*repeat first three steps again...
*take 3 piece of brownies and place them neatly in the bowl besides the scoops..
*spread over it, sinfully rich molten chocolate..upto half the bowl..
*to increse fat content in body..add some extra cream..
*place few red luscious cherries..
*garnish the stuff with more chocolate..
*finally add some nuts over the whole package..
*take a big bite...

congratulation, you just add few mm of fat around your tummy..

Presenting before you, ladies and gentlemen,"Death By Chocolate"..come, witness with me a phenomenal, royaly addictive and unearthly experience...*add more such adjectives, sometimes my vocab bind me in constraints*this is one of those rare edible stuffs, whose simultaneously stimulates, four out of your five sense organs..sense of hearing, somehow ,is left untouched by it...aaah rats !!

if you are figure conscious..work out everyday for atleast 2 hours everyday this week, or if you are more of a first order glutton, and have some kind of unsatiable ravenous hunger, order one more. loose your belt, ignore the surprise in the eyes of cashier !! and attack !!! and yeah..to add more taste..allow few drops of chocolate roll down your cheecks..and stop worrying about lips hemline getting a tan.

p.s. dont forget to satisfy your ego, by looking in envious eyes of ppl sitting besides, while they curse thier choice.

Labels: I, Memoirs, Pet Pooja