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"The dress she wears on the tennis courts not only doesn't cover large parts of her body but leaves nothing to the imagination. She will undoubtedly be a corrupting influence on these young women, which we want to prevent."


said,Haseeb-ul-hasan Siddiqui, a leading cleric of the Muslim organization the Sunni Ulema Board.

I pity this bearded mullah, if thats all he imagine a gurl to possess. Ever since she landed up in pro tennis world, this audacious saucy hyd based lassy has topped the hit list of these conservative people.These bastards, have nothing more to do, but love to see thr non-sense faces on stupid box.a spy cam cud well reveal, how much they care bout islam.

another one,

"You can wear an outfit where your body is not shown. Tennis is played by hands, it's not necessary to show your body. You are making India proud, but bringing shame to Islam"


oh nice, so what do you expect her to wear, a burka !! Oh come on, next they'll say, its a shame on her to step outside her home, but she should remain in thr and help her mother fix mutton biryanbi for all of them.

But to my utter surprise, the ladies supported her decision, which i think is partially a way to vent out thier rebeleous self.I couldn't agree more to them, when they consider teen sensation, as an idol.She made this sport, what leander paes and bhupathi couln't make even after winning medals at olympics and even wimbledon, atleast in india.

But what actually pissed me off, was the statements people gave in her support.Some say, its a requirement of the game, and you just cant play without being dressed like tht.

What the fuck !! . Havent they ever wondered why no one ever saw, underpants of Roger Federer, while he is serving. Thats because , he wear shorts.And i cant figure out any valid reason, to assume ,wearing shorts is affecting his game, or as a matter of fact, game of any top notch male player.

So why not a female tennis player play the game wearing a short, while a male player can,and better than most of them.Glamour is also one of the driving force, in ladies tennis, and better they accept it freely. Its been hailed by russian barbie dolls with racquets, and its high time, indians too should accept it.

Men are physically more powerful, as nature intended them to be, and this makes thr game faster, and more fun to watch. But female tennis, is never so fast*william sisters are not female*, so never much exciting. And sex appeal, always is an integral part of femmes, so why not in tennis.Girls are naturally more fashion conscious than man, no one could aegue upon that.

I wanted Sania to say,"You all enjoy, watching mallika sherawat, dancing in bikini, but cant appreciate, me winnning, few grandslam matches. And i am not specially provocative, but lives with a fashion at par.Female tennis player are fashion conscious, and so am i.If its still a problem, i cant help it."

And deep in thr heart, all gurls want man to appreciate them, lure them.Its a matter of courage, who accepts it. You do it, missy. That i feel, will put a full stop on all the allegations.

All the best for your future, this country expects a lot from you.

And "She is cute, no shit" ;)

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  • Blogger Aman says so:
    January 17, 2006 8:12 AM  

    too good a post, mote. i liked it that u actually pointed that there was an "undesired" solution existing. Shorts !!!! wtf. Can't agree more with ur last statement. I totally love her. :-) top

  • Blogger Da Rodent says so:
    January 17, 2006 10:14 AM  

    I actually think she should do the burka style tennis sometime., just to mock these morons. It would be hilarious.. :P top

  • Blogger Lalit Singh says so:
    January 17, 2006 11:28 AM  

    "bahut mast likha hai..i never expected tht u can think on such line..wagerah wgerah"

    Jokes apart
    William sisters are not female.... Cdn't agree more dude!!
    and damn right she is cute

    And all the psychos should really keep their oh-so-great opinion to themselves... and let her play top

  • Blogger Sakshi says so:
    January 17, 2006 3:18 PM  

    Hey Well written,
    I had a pissed off discussion online with one of her supporters - and I had argued in a like manner. I loved the post.
    I don't know why people don't accept marketing to a big part of the athelete life and sexy sells.
    She will be remembered for her tennis but she will catch the eyes of endorsers by being sexy.
    I wish could watch more of her games. top

  • Blogger Vämp!rë says so:
    January 17, 2006 5:36 PM  

    masto hai be...abe those mullah thought to come into news...so they gave such statements:D...u kno complex feeling...they also njoy watching her legs:))...other they wud not have written "leave nothing to imagin:P"...these mullahs r bucket of shit:))...go on sania i m rite behind u:D top

  • Blogger ~Lord Anshul says so:
    January 18, 2006 12:23 AM  

    @ aman : lol..tht was one of her tees..if u havnt figure out yet

    @ joe steve : u bet, i hop i live to see thaty happening :D top

  • Blogger ~Lord Anshul says so:
    January 18, 2006 12:29 AM  

    @ lalit : williams sister are not alone..mauresmo and clisters are not too far behind.

    @ sakshi : but what pissed me more, is that even she is not ready to accept it freely..with her reputation now in india, she can well afford to give such statements.

    @ vampi : beta..i know..why r u behind her..u doggy style freak :D top

  • Blogger Lalit Singh says so:
    January 18, 2006 12:42 AM  

    All things said and done... I think she should stop "A muslim girl from a third world country" in every third sentence that comes out of her mouth. top

  • Blogger ~Lord Anshul says so:
    January 18, 2006 2:02 AM  

    @ lalit : lolzzz..chiche' top

  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    January 18, 2006 2:13 AM  

    These bastard are narrow minded.. they never know what she bring to india. In stead of feeling shameful they shud be proud on her tht a islamic gal is growing and growing.. These ppl only knw how to birth children. they even donno how to behave with them, how to make them courageous..I am really shameful of being a resident of the nation where ppl thk so narrow..
    Sunil jain
    yo mota..keep it up top

  • Blogger ~Lord Anshul says so:
    January 18, 2006 2:14 AM  

    @ jain : few ppl brings dwn the moral of whole country..to much similar extent i hate bajarang dal and VHP too..

    why go to extremes in any form..watsoever. top

  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    January 18, 2006 2:19 AM  

    ya really... it doesnt even matter for me tht whether they r VHP aur bajrangdal or ne ismalic community or ne of tht bullshit.. if they r wrong,they r..
    thx anshul for reminding me abt VHP and BD ( Bajrangdal :P) top

  • Blogger sonik says so:
    January 18, 2006 7:12 AM  

    Well said!! Sorry I hadn't seen the topic of your post and the first thought that that came to my mind on reading the opening lines was exactly wat Dad (PJ) had thought :D.

    As for those mullahs, instead of creating a fuss of her dressing sense, why don't they undertake to clothe up all those poor ppl who protect themselves from the sun,rain n cold? Doing this will definitely win them more blessings from Allah than by shouting crap like dis. top

  • Blogger Vämp!rë says so:
    January 18, 2006 10:29 PM  

    sale mote...m not freak...lover of tht style:D top

  • Blogger Hemu says so:
    January 19, 2006 12:18 AM  

    Kya gandu topic hai be .. kuch bolna nahin chahta :P .... top

  • Blogger ~Lord Anshul says so:
    January 19, 2006 1:01 AM  

    @ sonik : cudnt agree more..ppl are so fucking hypocrite

    @ vampy : i know at u r..:D

    @ hemu : dont swear man :D top

  • Blogger badgirl says so:
    January 19, 2006 4:33 AM  

    hmmmm i like dis straight comment,which is quite reasonable.very few pepl can actully accept it or prefer to express dis kinda views.
    actully most of them dnt want to realize it or simply they are not able to do so.

    "So why not a female tennis player play the game wearing a short, while a male player can,and better than most of them.Glamour is also one of the driving force, in ladies tennis, and better they accept it freely. Its been hailed by russian barbie dolls with racquets, and its high time, indians too should accept it."


    "And deep in thr heart, all gurls want man to appreciate them, lure them.Its a matter of courage, who accepts it" top

  • Blogger badgirl says so:
    January 19, 2006 4:42 AM  

    sorry for late yaar i got stuck with some work u knw it ;)

    hypocracy its very much popular or u say new fashion trying to b ' SO SO ' among pepl.

    N never expect dat ever dis mirja will dare to accept it. top

  • Blogger Vämp!rë says so:
    January 19, 2006 8:33 AM  

    sale mote...kuch secrets ahi reveal mat kar:P top

  • Blogger ~Lord Anshul says so:
    January 19, 2006 10:05 PM  

    @ bad gurl : mirza try to explore her rebelous side, in all the tees she wear..

    @ vampy : i cant afford to take panga wid u..u know tht ;)..tu bhi bahut kuch jaanta hai na mere baare mein ;) top

  • Blogger badgirl says so:
    January 20, 2006 12:11 AM  

    @ anshul
    lolllzz yeah dats true ;)

    @vampy,anshul

    hey vo secrets hamein bhi batoo :O top

  • Blogger Silver Mist says so:
    January 20, 2006 3:43 AM  

    oh wow!! amazing job!!

    i've always felt strongly abt this and i am glad you wrote this post...

    it is sad to see how narrow minded some ppl can be.
    shes her own person.she should be able to do whatever she wants to, to wear whatever she wants to.

    she has done so much for indian tennis, ppl should be proud of her and feel ecstatic abt her performances.
    AND NOBODY SHOULD LISTEN TO THOSE ASSHOLES. top

  • Blogger Isis Panthea says so:
    January 20, 2006 9:36 AM  

    Well, let me be the first to critique your post...just for the heck of it...Well, first of all, I do not understand why the sensual, sexual part in wearing a short skirt is linked to the sport in itself...and womens tennis not being fast paced doesn't call for compensating it with showing off ones body! But hey! Dont think I am in the favour of 'Mullah' or who ever! I say, if she likes it, so be it! She does what she wants! Again, what ever makes someone think body showing off is 'IN FASHION'?! Fashion is what you set it to be...! I say if you want to be fashionable, never follow it...set the trend...Ofcourse not with the burkha, but hey! If it works for someone, so be it! I dont give a flying fuck to what shes wearing as long as she gets the crowd lauding for her wins...Well, in anyway...Hail to SANIA MANIA!!!! Way to go girl! top

  • Blogger The Light-House. says so:
    January 20, 2006 9:51 AM  

    well I agree on all that u have said.But there has always been adequate attention to womens tennis.People like Kournikova has bought much more attention.I think it good for the game.
    Mullahs, what good they do except growing beards? See it is a very norrow point of view.Is a person's religion bigger than his nationality?
    I dont think so. top

  • Blogger ~Lord Anshul says so:
    January 20, 2006 10:01 PM  

    @ ishani : people = shit :D..nuff' said.

    @ tarun : yeah dude !! islam fodbid alcohol and a lot more, but wat i dont follow is gender discrimination to bend rulz of a religion..thts so hypocratic top

  • Blogger ~Lord Anshul says so:
    January 20, 2006 10:07 PM  

    @ isis : dudette !! showing skin is not a compensation for game, but for charm of women tennis, atleast to me, it goves one more reason to watch them play..only if fedrer or roddick or agassi is not playing on other court.

    and i adore sexy girls, so be it.

    for me its simple, if she wins : i'll appreciate her, and if she looks hot, i'll dream her :D

    anyways thnx for dropping by :) top

  • Blogger crackfire says so:
    January 21, 2006 5:22 AM  

    right on dude
    kick the ass of hypocrits top

  • Blogger Amiya says so:
    January 21, 2006 9:09 AM  

    Good topic for your blog. Finally a post to which I can respond without the usual platitudes of "nice" & "cool", along with a few smileys thrown in.

    About the post, I agree AND disagree with you, in parts. Different parts, of course (not being schizophrenic).

    As far as your dissing of these mullah-types goes... bang on. These guys should stick to growing their beards longer & longer, and seeking their 15 mins of fame by appearing on Zee TV-style shariat adalats. If we begin to listen to these guys, I doubt any of us would be able to retain their sanity.

    About the shorts - bang on again, but for completely different reasons from yours. Why CAN'T women tennis players play on the court wearing shorts, like guys do? Short skirts on tennis courts are just the non-deviant evolutionary specimen of the long, flowing dresses female players used to wear waaaay back in time. As times changed, the hemlines inched up but the apparel remained essentially the same - a skirt. Which is stupid, because if men can play in shorts, women should also be able to. The "glamour" quotient of it is crap. I doubt that if my female friends & I want to see Federer's briefs coz we find it 'glamorous', tennis federations around the globe would oblige us by requiring men to wear kilts. Kilts... skirts... same difference. What say?

    And the statement:
    william sisters are not female
    is as sexist as statements come to be. This is the typical excuse guys adopt when they come across a female who's taller, or stronger (or both) than them, because a taller, stronger female PRECISELY DEBUNKS their smug beliefs like "men are physically more powerful".

    Sex appeal in female sports is apparent ONLY because there are powerful sponsorship lobbies (all of them dominated by men) which expects men to play sports, and women to accessorise.

    And finally!
    And deep in thr heart, all gurls want man to appreciate them, lure them.
    It's funny when guys think they know what "all" women want. Boy, oh boy! :D

    Anyways, like I said before starting my (loooooong) comment: Great topic for a post. Hope to see more like these. Cool! :) top

  • Blogger ~Lord Anshul says so:
    January 21, 2006 10:12 AM  

    @ crackfire : those bastards deserve to die !!

    @ ami : i'll post a long reply for ur comment.. top

  • Blogger badgirl says so:
    January 22, 2006 8:20 PM  

    Jangali insaaaaaaaaaan main tere se vampy se kutch poocha hai :X top

  • Blogger ~Lord Anshul says so:
    January 23, 2006 1:38 AM  

    @ badgurl : wait, you'll know bout it :P top

  • Blogger ~Lord Anshul says so:
    January 23, 2006 2:07 AM  

    @ ami : here is you conter-comment. :)

    @ evolution of skirts, if you have seen the match of sharapove and hantuchova yesterday, you wud have agreed more to me. sharapova was wearing a frilled skirt wid a fluffy bulk, which started just below her breasts,all the way to two inch dwn her underpants.i cant possibly imagine a reason, which made tht dress more streamlined, andrather i was wondering that it was doing nothing but restrict her movements. and hantuchova, she is the only one to wear shorts, but her shorts are real shorts.you could'nt possibly rule out glamour out of thr outfits. these russin fed. damsles and williams sisters, luv to wear the image of sexy leggos.
    lol @ kilts, henman wud stop playing tennis, the day this rule wud be applied.


    @ williams sisters not females, i stick to my case, nature intended man to be physically more powerful, so be it. iluv gurls wid good height, but seeing a gurl whose biceps measure two more inhes thn my thigh, is a big no no.and FYI, sharapova stand 6'2" widhout heels, but she never makes into list of non-males, not even davenport. but mauresmo is quickly gaining 3rd spot in tht list.

    @ sponsers lobby : i agree to it partially, tht lobby is not male dominated...and again,ppl want to see more babes in ads, even gurls too.
    gurls are naturally mroe atractive thn man, and so theyasked to take up the job of attracting crowd.
    ever wondered, why most the calenders produced, most of the fashion shows, features gurls but not guys.

    @ knowing gurls : i guessed, i have crossed line in tht statement, how am i supposed to comment n the question, for which even Freud went numb. :D

    anyways, your comment really was thought provoking and thnx for it. top

  • Blogger Gautam says so:
    January 23, 2006 3:37 AM  

    Hey Anshul ..kewl one ...... top

  • Blogger Gautam says so:
    January 23, 2006 3:59 AM  

    I love Sania Mirza..........Kisne kaha bey uske khilaf ...let me know top

  • Anonymous shank says so:
    January 23, 2006 6:11 AM  

    yeh kya??........tu kabse aise affairs main interest lene laga :O......anyway what do you plan ?? is saal bhi de raha hai na?? top

  • Blogger ~Lord Anshul says so:
    January 23, 2006 10:15 AM  

    @ gautam : bas yaar tune bol diya..woh dar gaya :P

    @ shanky : welcome here dude !! aur dena hi hai..no doubt bout it :P top

  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    January 27, 2006 6:24 AM  

    chanced upon your post.. wearing (or not)what one wants is an individual decision. If she wears it for comfort or an appeal - her volition.

    williams sisters - totally female..definitely more powerful than any normal man..and thatz why you slander them. whay cant men accept the fact that a female can also be powerful. aah..pity.

    nature did not create men to be "more" powerful. There are numerous women labourers who are far more strong than those gel smeared, tight t shirt wearing so called hep urban youth. Its just that men sometimes get beastly and think that is an assertion of power!

    It is the common notion in INDIA - centuries of social conditioning- which projects women as being meek.
    hope at least the present generation awakens to some non-chauvinistic thinking!

    Apologies if I hurt your sentiments !


    - Shiv top

  • Blogger ~Lord Anshul says so:
    January 27, 2006 10:07 PM  

    @ shiv : no worries dude..and no need to apologise either..i was just putting forwrd my point of view..and you yours..and its not always necessary tht we agree to each other..

    and dude..i know..nature intended to have men more powerful atleast physically, thn woman..but to counter tht nature made women more fragile, tender figure..

    and the thing you are saying sounds stupid..take an analogy..you are saying nature didnt intended woman to have big breast..but usually most of them have..but nature didnt intend it.

    if u think so..i think you are sorely mistaken dude !! thr are few genetic diff among men and woman..and this is one of them..

    and williams sister not being women was just a pun..serena is hottie..and has one of the best features i have seen..

    so man..to know..womenare physically weak is not chauvanism..but bossing on them owing to tht fact is a typical MCP..which is sad.

    i guess..now u agree to me..

    anyways..thnx for dropping by.
    gimme ur blg link..wud luv to read u :) top

  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    February 07, 2006 6:39 AM  

    << i know..nature intended to have men more powerful atleast physically >>

    ya riiight, nature calld u to tell u what its intention was. u say u dont want to impose ur views on others but dats exactly what ur doin by sayin things like "i KNOW nature..." and "i guess..now u agree to me..".

    why dont u just accept dat NOT EVERYONE (thankfully) believes that men are more powerful physically dan women. i know for a fact - women can bear pain way better than men do. take childbirth for e.g... almost all women choose to hv children knowin what it would mean for them, n still in hospitals i've seen husbands more INCAPABLE of dealin with all d trauma of childbirth. i think women are much more powerful physically dan men. N plz dont reply to dis by sayin 'i know' or 'now u agree to me'... coz i DONT agree wid u. top

  • Blogger Akhil Gupta says so:
    February 12, 2006 5:21 AM  

    hmmm...i dont know, but I loved Steffi Graph, Sanchez Vicario, Justin Henin and Martina Hingis for their game...though definitely, I find Martina cute too... top