I am a …
Few days back I was thinking, which animal I share most traits with. Weird indeed, but last few days have not been the most relaxed ones as well, so expected out of an exhausted mind. Unfortunately I was at my self-deprecation best. The answer came out as “PIG” which is gross, but a surprising fit. The common characteristics include
Filth: Those who know me but at all, knows how dirty I am and more than that how comfortable I am being that way. Somehow it’s true for most of the guys, but I take this acceptance to preference. Taking bath is waste of time, water, soap and all those things. A jeans is preferred over trousers because one can wear it for a month without even bothering to wash it. Why bother cleaning room, when one anyways walks in it with slippers on. These thoughts are now philosophy of life. And pigs!! Do I even need to start on this?
Omnivorous: A lot of people claim to eat everything, but with few exceptions. But genuine connoisseurs of food are pigs and yours truly. Eat whatever is there without cribs and whines. Preferences of course are there but certainly no constraints. Everything from boiled vegetables to beef is welcome, provided cooked good. Unable to finish something on dinner table, please do not waste it and pass it on. As my roomies put it my appetite is like a mini black hole, both in terms of acceptance and amount.
Snugly: Ever seen a bunch of piglets sleeping?? A dozen of them will bunch together and sleep cosily over each other. Going back in time, when we just moved to CTM1 four years back and we all gathered in Sas’ room for some movie, the sight had uncanny resemblance. It was one teeny-weeny bed and we were at least 8 on it. And man it was fun to watch movie like that. No PVR, no I-Nox gave me that much of fun.
Now this is not a tag, but everyone is tagged:D
P.S. Plz don’t hate me for this. Facts are exaggerated to certain extent to create interest in readers:D
1 CTM : C TOP MID, my wing at iit. Call me braggart, but this is where Gods live.
August 29, 2007 11:02 PM
nice thinking indeed top
August 29, 2007 11:31 PM
nice to know abt ur dirty details :P
luvs
sunnu top
August 30, 2007 1:13 AM
@ nishu : welcome aboard !! nice thinking, hehe if u say so.
@ sunnu : long time no c babes !! where the fuck is ur blog. restart it !!
and my dirrty details are public now. lets c how many people love me after all this. top
August 30, 2007 1:37 AM
who would have ever admitted to being piggy? thats courage,man,courage! :)
PS: I have no idea what i would be....let me sleep on it top
August 30, 2007 2:54 AM
Ha ha.. atlast the truth is out :D.
What would i be... top
August 30, 2007 4:10 AM
@ priya : to think of it its stupidity..and a cheap attempt to have some trp and public attention :D
@ abbi : without a doubt..donkey top
August 31, 2007 1:05 AM
Thats the same reason I love Satte pe Satta so much especially the first half. top
August 31, 2007 3:53 AM
@ tarun : hehehe...awesome analogy !! top
September 02, 2007 7:45 AM
hahaaa..
this is like my FAV post.i mean..not like the -heh.yea ok so right-kind but serious hahaaa stuff top
September 02, 2007 12:58 PM
@ krithika : thnx...i guess people like people making fun of themselves :d top
September 02, 2007 11:51 PM
hmmm, hmmm, hmmm nice thinking surely. Good that I didn’t get to meet you personally. And 8 piglets on 1 bed? Which hall bhai? Unfair dat they give stronger beds thr, we did the same thing and the bed broke down. And you’ve actually tagged ppl!! You sure have opened I new line of thought. top
September 03, 2007 1:02 AM
Haha, hilarious post, loved it!!!
"A jeans is preferred over trousers because one can wear it for a month without even bothering to wash it." - That goes for me too.
And the "preferences exist, but no constraints" part is hilarious!! :D
And I'm tagged... hm so well you've made me start to think. Let's see what comes out of all the introspection.
Good job piggy! top
September 03, 2007 3:51 PM
@ sonik : azad haal ke superb beds...thts we use to make structure for illu :D..
new line of thought...i'll be famous soon. :D
@ amiya : tht jeans thingie goes for u too...the filth club welcomes its first female member...most of the girls i know are planning to gift me a gillette kit and few pairs of jeans on my birthday.
put up this tag...cant wait to see more stupid posts :D top
September 04, 2007 11:50 AM
Nice!
I'm with you on the jeans bit. So true!!
And my philosophy, much to my mom's chagrin is "why clean up when it's going to get dirty again"! :D
Which animal am I? Hmm, that'll take some thinking! top
September 04, 2007 4:37 PM
@ ishani : completely agree !! but sometimes just for sake of people sitting next to you start getting disgusted, they have to be if they are sitting next to a pig, and then washing has to take place. top
September 05, 2007 11:21 AM
maybe i would be a deer: for the herbivore reason. top
September 12, 2007 9:20 AM
But lil pigsy is so cute!
[Remembers she is talking to a six feet boy]
PIG! No more flirting till you clean up ;) top
September 12, 2007 9:27 AM
@ sakshi : are main dil ka saaf hoon..tht shud be a gud enough reason na !! :D top
September 12, 2007 9:28 AM
@ priya : beer ?? oh come on !!! i need a post..not just a word :D top
October 07, 2007 4:14 PM
Hmm it aptly define u top